I spoke to a local and asked , “is it always windy like this?” “No, he said, sometimes it is worse.” We are more than a little concerned that the way they get new residents here is the wind. You pull off the highway and are afraid to get back on it in the wind. We took the dogs for a long walk to “downtown” the wind……have I already mentioned the wind? Was gusting. Stuff was flying. We were walking. The dogs looked like their heads were out the window on the freeway; so did we, I am sure. When we arrived in “downtown” we were greeted with lots of chainlink fencing and views of rubble that previously had been older buildings. My first thought was that the wind had knocked town down. But no, it seems that there was a 6.0 earthquake in February and it had the dubious honor of taking out Wells. So we are safely back in the MoHo enjoying champagne and pizza, watching tv and hoping the wind is a little less tomorrow.
Mother Nature is a Bitch
Soooooooooo we left home after packing furiously for three or four weeks. OK OK it only seemed that long. The tires on the MoHo started to bulge as we added heavier and heavier itens on top of one another. OK OK they didn’t actually bulge it just seemed that way in my mind as I shlept items to the roof to be tied down. Beverly Hill Billies got nothing on us. So finally we left town a day or two later than initially thought. And drove all the way to GALT. OK not a long distance to get going but who can denie the allure of the Butter Cup RV Park ?? We ahd a very nice visit then crack ‘o noon we headed off yet again and made it all the way to Truckee. We stayed in the same site as a year ago in order to do some fishing.Jodee was gorgeous as ever in her flyfishing garg….. yet neither of us caught any fish. I however was eaten alive by mosquitoes….fun. Next day we got serious about the miles and drove all the way to Wells Nevada. I BBQ’d filet mignon as Jodee made a lovely salad (don’t want skurvy, don’t ya know) Wireless internet, electricity, sewer, water, hot showers !!!!! Luxury I tell you!!!!! We woke up to 50 mile per hour gusts slamming the MoHo. Both of us pulled the covers over our heads and tried to ignor it. That of course did not work. Sooooo we are still in Wells as I was concerned about capsizing the MoHo. (Tipping over )
The Old Ho Rides Again…….
MoHo a GoGo
Well friends , it is with a heavy heart that we put The MoHo up for sale. I must say, she has never looked more appealing! How does one put a price on a piece of recreation history? The star of her own reality blog (a blend Project Runway and Pimp My Ride) has a website and imaginary line of merchandise! Well, let’s take a virtual, tour….
When one first sees the MoHo, one can’t imagine what lies in store for them inside. As Sean Dixon said as he spotted us rolling down the highway in Oregon. “It has a certain patina“. That being said, upon stepping up into the “entry” the visitor enjoys a sense of surprise(and maybe a little relief) at the cozy, stylish interior. The custom scalloped valances and jaunty chandelier top off the living area or “salon“. The custom black and ivory toille covered daybed, with a buttercream french matlisse scalloped skirt beckon to be lounged upon.
A glance to one’s left reveals the updated kitchen area. (complete with microwave oven and new built-in refridgerator/freezer) a double sink, ample storage and close proximity to the daybed make clean up a snap! You’ll notice plenty of task lighting as well.
To one’s right, upon entering, is the MoHo “Command Center“. The old front seats have been replaced with new swivel and recline plush seats. Go from driving to cocktails with a pull of the lever! And for added privacy or movie viewing, undo the fabulous oversized jute tassels and the new sunblocking curtains can be pulled accross the dash. Wait….did I say movie viewing?
That’s right! The MoHo comes with a new DVD player and flat screen tv on an articulated arm for easy viewing anywhere in the “Salon”, “Kitchen” or “Command Center”! 
As one makes their way down the hallway, to the left, they’ll find a double door closet with 4 built-in drawers for more storage! But to the right…. behind the door that features an almost full length mirror…..the little jewel in the crown of the MoHo…….
“The Rolling Head”
An homage to Marie Antoinette. New linoleum flooring , custom window covering and shower curtain (with fringe and vintage hooks) and of course, a chandelier bid you a “welcome…come in and have a seat.” When you do, you’ll notice the Marie Antoinette toilet paper holder, crown towel hook , monogramed hand towel and ample undersink storage.
The shower is conveniently located behind the shower curtain and has an opening skylight for added pleasure.
Back in the hallway and a few steps to the right …Voila! The bedroom!
It is wall to wall cozy in this completely refurbished boudoir! The walls are upholstered in Ralph Lauren San Luca fabric. Covered buttons punctuate softly quilted walls. Custom pillows and bolsters can be placed between the two new twin Sealy innerspring matresses to create one large, luxurious sleeping area while still maintaining an exit accesible without disturbing one’s partner.
The large panoramic back window and two opening side windows have custom coverings for ultimate privacy. 
Actual view…your views may vary.
Thank you for joining us on our virtual tour. And remember for a limited time THIS CAN ALL BE YOURS! Own a piece of receation history! Contact us if you’d like an actual tour.
MoHo PhoTos
David2 took some photos of the MoHo when it came to a town near him…this isn’t one of them. It’s a “before” picture of the living area.
Ok, now here are Dave 2’s photos(to see more of Dave2’s photographic skills…check out his website!http://deletethis.net/dave/) ThanksDave!
The MoHo Has Landed
Meanwhile back at the mother ship……
It took me approximately 3 weeks, an assortment of champagne and tasty cheeses, and 2 bouts of losing my will to live to really embrace the MoHo lifestyle. But it happened (my mind flashes on pictures of Patty Hearst in that nasty SLA outfit and a gun in her hand…..ahh she was just embracing the lifestyle!) It was all that Dave could do to stop me from emblazoning “Git’er Done” on what is left of our spare tire cover(it still may happen). “Home” had become Dave, 3 westies and only as much cuteness as the MoHo’s 6 wheels could carry. The road provided a certain freedom. The biggest concern being whether or not the RV park for the night would have cable hook up.(Not much of a concern really, the MoHo “Duoplex” has flat screen tv’s and dvd players in both the “bedroom” and “living room”.)
Now, I find myself back in Soquel, re-adjusting. There was a certain comfort in the coziness that the Moho provided. Practicality too. No longer can I sit on the couch and do the dishes. I actually have to walk all the way into the kitchen. Then there is sitting and staring vacantly out a window for hours at a time,which is actually an activity when traveling the country in the MoHo. At home…it becomes cause for alarm. 6 weeks worth of mail anyone?…..MoHo take me away!.
Before reality completely takes over, I am going to close my eyes and commit to memory this “great adventure”. Savoring especially the moments spent with dear friends and family that we saw along the way. Cue Music: “Memories“? I don’t think so….”On The Road Again“? euwww….what we need here is “The Montage Song” from Team America World Police……hehroe!
Internet access is not universal…. nor is my will to type
I really should have expressed it at the time. I opened the computer several days ago, when we did have access, and went through my 150 new emails,deleting 99%. It goes quickly, but then it was time to blog; and I just didn’t feel like it.
Where have all the REAL bikers gone?
Sturgis is home to the largest motorcycle rally in the world. Today I have seen more motorcycles with stuffed, and I mean cute cuddly, animals tied to them than any person would believe. I have not seen a single bad ass scary biker that I would cross the street to avoid. As a matter of fact very many had their bikes on trailers behind SUV’s and I won’t even coment on the tricycles…..can you say “training wheels????” So Sturgis receded in the rearview mirror and I was not compelled to throw a single strand of beads. We drove along sang some songs do dah do dah do dah day.. Stopped at a Wally Mart to buy victuals. Eventually, did I mention fifty five is rather slow and 30 up hills is crawling, we arrived at Big “freaking: Timber!!!! Horse Whisperer was filmed here and the RV park that we are in, fronts Boulder Creek. Our site has the front bumper hanging over the stream where many many trout are feasting on thousands of bugs. We are having cocktails watching the show from our comfortable chairs…..life is good. Tomorrow fishing licenses and Ennis for several days. BTW did you know that Billings Montana has two refineries and lots of squallor?? Me neither.
North and West from Milwaukee feels like going home
Looking at the atlas; we are a very long way from home. But the longest journey begins with a single step, in this case a folding step to enter the MoHo. First stop Rochester, Minesota. Who knew the Mayo clinic was not in New York? Fine smarty pants well I didn’t. The MoHo was once again uncomfortable in a park full of very very expensive breatherin. Turns out they even have a rule to not allow MoHo’s of our vintage to stay there. Well we stayed anyway. Hitting the road again we made our way to I-90 West; first stop? Why the Jolly Green Giant of course!!!
“Do these leaves make my butt look big?”
Didn’t know he was here either… Mitchell South Dakota was our scheduled stop for the night. CORN PALACE !!!!!!! 
We found a city park on a lake to stay at and the cicadas were screaming loudly. Turns out this was Barbara’s fathers’ home town and she has stayed in this very park. Next AM……. Did you sat CORN PALACE ?!?!?!? Quite the place and the doll museum across the street was world class. Back on the highway the wind was howling. Probably 40 mph head/cross winds. Lots of fun. NOT. So signs start to popup advertising Wall Drug . There are a lot of signs. I mean really….a lot of them. So we stop. Picture Casa De Fruta on steroids. We bought souvenirs and still this did not stop the wind. The signs were more interesting than the place. Back to arguing with the MoHo on whether we should stay on the road…… We are stopped just past Rapid City almost to Sturgis very poor TV reception, but good blog reception. Well good night for now.
I drove through Chicago……
Heading back to Milwaukee, Olga told us to stay right and the traffic to the left was stopped. So I went right. The steel mills loomed large, the projects loomed larger still, I prayed for the health and well being of the MoHo as I felt our well being was exceptionally dependant on not breaking down in this part of Chicago…..or any other for that matter. Well it takes a long time to drive through but we made it. Before long we pulled back into Randy and Barbaras driveway in Fox Point. They claimed to have been in rehab subsequent to our visit a week prior. So we cracked open a bottle of champagne to celebrate their success at detox. We had a raucus visit with them and their friends (Carol and Bart) . Highlights included a home cooked Greek meal with a vintage Winnabego/flower centerpiece. It was a fabulous meal and great time as always; thanks guys.
MoHoLiving 
